The women and the dragon. The reign of the beast and the seven plagues.
The Apocalypse according to George W. Bush
Here is the revelation of Christ, which God, by sending his angel,
gave to his prophet George W. Bush, to testify to the world
everything that he saw and what must happen very soon and that he will
made knowned to them by this crusade. Blessed are those who ear
the words of this prophecy aloud, and believed in it!
Because the time is near and that those who are not with Him are against Him.
When they came, they had the Bible and we had the land. Now, we have the Bible and they have our land.
Then a great sign appeared in heaven:
a woman clothed with the sun, and with the moon under her feet,
and on her head was a crown of twelve stars.
She was pregnant and was screaming in labour pains.
Then another sign appeared in heaven; a huge red dragon
that had seven heads and ten horns, and on its heads were seven diadem crowns.
His tail swept away a third of the stars in heaven.
The dragon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, so that he might devour her child.
She gave birth to a son, a male child, who is going to rule over all the nations with an iron arm.
Her child was suddenly caught up to God and to his throne.
And the woman flew to the desert, in a place that had been prepared for her by God,
so she could be taken care of for one thousand two hundred and sixty days.
Then war broke out in heaven, George and his angels fought against the dragon,
and the snake by the name of Sadam, who has seduced the earth
was destroyed with his angels.
And I heard in heaven, a loud voice saying:
"Now the reign of Christ and the authority of God-President must prevail;
because he had been thrown down, the accuser of our brothers, the one who accuses them
day and night before our God. They overcame him by the blood of the Lamb
and they did not love their lives so much that they were afraid to die. "
Therefore you heaven, rejoice, and all who reside in them!
But woe to the earth and the sea! because the devil is filled with terrible anger,
for he knows that he only has a little time left.
He pursued the woman who had given birth to the male child.
But the woman was saved by the earth, the ground opened up
and swallowed the flames that the dragon had spewed from his mouth.
The dragon became enraged at the woman and went away to make war
to those who keep the commandments of Yahve and who are protected by the God-President.
The reign of the beast.
And he stands on the sand of the sea.
Then I saw coming from the sea a beast that had ten horns and seven heads,
and on its horns were ten diadem crowns, and on its heads a blasphemous name.
Now the beast that I saw was like a leopard; its feet were like a bear’s, and its mouth was like a lion’s mouth.
The dragon gave the beast his power, his throne, and great authority to rule.
One of the beast’s heads appeared to have been killed, but the lethal wound had been healed.
And the whole world followed the beast in admiration.
And they worshipped the dragon because he had given ruling authority to the beast;
they worshipped the beast too, saying:
"Who is like the beast, and who is able to make war against her?"
The beast was given a mouth speaking proud words and blasphemies,
and he was permitted to exercise ruling authority for forty-two months.
So she opened her mouth to blaspheme against the President,
to blaspheme both his name and his tabernacle, and those who dwell in his temple.
And she was permitted to go to war against the saints and conquer them.
He was given ruling authority over every tribe, person, language, and nation,
And all those who live on the earth will worship her,
everyone whose name has not been written since the foundation of the world
in the book of life of the Lamb who was immolated.
Then I saw another angel flying amidst the sky, holding an eternal gospel
to proclaim it to those who live on the earth, to every nation, tribe,
language, and people.
He declared in a loud voice:
"Fear my President, and give him glory, because the hour of his judgment has arrived,
and worship the One who owns heaven and earth, the sea and the springs of water!"
A second angel followed the first, declaring:
"Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great city,
which made all the nations drink the wine of her fury and his impudicity."
A third angel followed the first two, declaring in a loud voice:
"If anyone worships the beast and his image, and takes the mark on his forehead or his hand,
he will drink, him also, wine of God’s anger that has been mixed undiluted in the cup of his wrath,
and he will be tortured with fire and sulfur
in front of the holy angels and in front of the Lamb."
The seven plagues
Then I saw in heaven another sign, great and astounding: seven angels
holding seven plagues, the last ones, because in them the President’s anger is completed.
Then I saw something like a cloud, mixed with fire, and those who had conquered the beast
and her image and the number of her name.
They were standing on the cloud, holding the arms of the God-President
and the funeral song of the Lamb, saying:
"Great and astounding are your deeds, Lord President, the All-Powerful!
Just and true are your ways, King over the nations!
Who will not fear you, O Lord, and glorify your name?
Because you alone are holy? All nations will come and worship before you
for your righteous acts have been revealed."
And together, they drank in the bowls filled with the wrath of the President
who lives forever and ever. And the temple was filled with smoke from President’s glory
and from his power; and no one could enter the temple,
until the seven plagues from the seven angels were completed.
Then the seven angels poured out on the earth, over the sea, in the streams,
on the throne of the beast, over the sun, on the great river Euphrate,
in the air, the bowls fill with the wrath of the President.
And from the temple, the throne, came a loud voice saying:
"It is done!"
Then there were flashes of lightning, roaring, and crashes of thunder,
and there was a tremendous earthquake unequalled since humanity has been on the earth.
And the great city was conquered, and the nations fall, and God remembered
So Babylon the great was remembered before God, and was given the cup
filled with the wine made of God’s furious wrath.
Every island fled away and no mountains could be found.
And gigantic hailstones, weighing about a hundred pounds each,
fell from heaven on people, but they blasphemed the President,
because of the plague of hail, since it was so horrendous.